asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

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humansofnewyork:

“She said ‘I love you and I want to spend my life with you.’ Then ten days later, we sat in a diner, and she said ‘I don’t want to be with you anymore.”
“What was your happiest moment with her?”
“The happiest times were just little moments of exuberance. Like when she jumped on my back because something swam up against her in the ocean. Or when we danced in the kitchen when the pizza arrived”

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crocodilepatronus:

………..Kim K game getting a lil too real….. 

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fuckausername00:

crawltowardsthemoon:

"millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village"

how on earth

Look at Allah.

(Source: ghostparties, via simplyblaxican)

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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